// ============================================== // Copyright 2004 by CodeLifter.com // Free for all; but please leave in this header. // ============================================== var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this! // Set up the quotations to be shown, below. // To add more quotations, continue with the // pattern, adding to the array. Remember // to increment the Quotation[x] index! Quotation[0] = "Time is of the essence! Comb your hair."; Quotation[1] = "Sanity is a golden apple with no shoelaces."; Quotation[2] = "Repent! The end is coming, $9.95 at Amazon."; Quotation[3] = "Honesty blurts where deception sneezes."; Quotation[4] = "Pastry satisfies where art is unavailable."; Quotation[5] = "Delete not, lest you, too, be deleted."; Quotation[6] = "O! Youth! What a pain in the backside."; Quotation[7] = "Wishes are like goldfish with propellors."; Quotation[8] = "Love the river's \"beauty\", but live on a hill."; Quotation[9] = "Invention is the mother of too many useless toys."; Quotation[10] = "The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. "; Quotation[11] = "God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages."; Quotation[12] = "The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels."; Quotation[13] = "Prepare your mind to receive the best that life has to offer."; Quotation[14] = "In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down."; Quotation[15] = "Education is the power to think clearly, the power to act well in the world's work, and the power to appreciate life."; Quotation[16] = "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."; Quotation[17] = "A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it."; Quotation[18] = "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."; Quotation[19] = "No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings."; Quotation[20] = "You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do."; Quotation[21] = "An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come."; Quotation[22] = "Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye."; Quotation[23] = "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."; Quotation[24] = "Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."; Quotation[25] = "Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."; Quotation[26] = "Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact."; Quotation[27] = "Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be."; Quotation[28] = "Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy."; Quotation[29] = "The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for."; Quotation[30] = "Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."; Quotation[31] = "Remember: It is 10 times harder to command the ear than to catch the eye."; Quotation[32] = "There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same."; Quotation[33] = "If you can't win, make the fellow ahead of you break the record."; Quotation[34] = "Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened."; Quotation[35] = "Don't be afraid to take a big step when one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small steps."; Quotation[36] = "Duty is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more. You should never do less."; Quotation[37] = "Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself."; Quotation[38] = "Do not wait for extrordinary circumstances to do good; try to use ordinary situations."; Quotation[39] = "Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, Certainly, I can! Then get busy and find out how to do it"; Quotation[40] = "Learn to say 'No'; it will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin."; Quotation[41] = "Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all."; Quotation[42] = "Never believe all you hear. Always believe in what you say."; Quotation[43] = "Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise."; Quotation[44] = "The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart."; Quotation[45] = "The poor man is not he who is without a cent, but he who is without a dream."; Quotation[46] = "Patience is the companion of wisdom."; Quotation[47] = "There is a wisdom of the head, and a wisdom of the heart."; Quotation[48] = "Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it. "; Quotation[49] = "It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. "; Quotation[50] = "The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it."; Quotation[51] = "If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money."; Quotation[52] = "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."; Quotation[53] = "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."; Quotation[54] = "O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. "; Quotation[55] = "I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. "; Quotation[56] = "Never have more children than you have car windows."; Quotation[57] = "When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."; Quotation[58] = "Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."; Quotation[59] = "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. "; Quotation[60] = "I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people."; Quotation[61] = "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."; Quotation[62] = "Always remember that the future comes one day at a time."; Quotation[63] = "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain."; Quotation[64] = "Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are."; Quotation[65] = "You must be the change you wish to see in the world."; Quotation[66] = "Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. "; Quotation[67] = "A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. "; Quotation[68] = "The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. "; Quotation[69] = "Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction."; Quotation[70] = "I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."; Quotation[71] = "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get."; Quotation[72] = "In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."; Quotation[73] = "Nothing will work unless you do."; Quotation[74] = "The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. "; Quotation[75] = "You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by; but some of them are golden only because we let them slip by. "; Quotation[76] = "The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."; Quotation[77] = "Nature does nothing uselessly."; Quotation[78] = "If one way be better than another, that you may be sure is nature's way."; Quotation[79] = "What makes a river so restful to people is that it doesn't have any doubt - it is sure to get where it is going, and it doesn't want to go anywhere else."; Quotation[80] = "Music is nothing else but wild sounds civilized into time and tune."; // ====================================== // Do not change anything below this line // ====================================== var Q = Quotation.length; var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1)); function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);} showQuotation();